Listen Ms. Taylor, I know you’re new to the whole being a professor thing, and I understand that Abnormal Psych now sucks because of it. I also pick up all your hints that you’re anti-religion and probably a lesbian.  I get you, I really do.  But for real here, I took your exam almost a week ago and I’m pretty sure I killed it.  I want to be validated on that.  It was a Scantron exam okay? You just need to put it through a machine and bada-bing bada-boom you have my grade.  It’s like working at Hogwarts and the Scantron machine is your ‘Levioso Gradisa’ wand trick.  Get me? So like I dunno what you’re doing, you cancelled class on Friday which is cool and all but maybe it was because you didn’t want to face my wrath, you weren’t doing me any favors I had a recitation class after it so whatever.  So like i don’t know, quit your scissoring marathon with your life partner and put my motherfucking grade up.  I studied a lot for that shit and i want to see the fruits of my labor.

Love and Rockets,

Me