ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG THIRSTII THURSDAI!! Just kidding. My Thirsty Thursdays are more like, “Fuck man. I have four fucking exams next week. Fuck.  Yeah, fucking take-out is subs, I AM SO TIRED OF SUBS. Do they even try to toast them? Of course not. Fuck, The Office is a re-run.  What? Go out tonight? Where’s the party? You don’t know?  Man, I don’t have time for that kind of shit, walk around and maybe we’ll find one? Fuck that, no don’t worry about it, I’ll just stay here eat this shitty sub and watch this Office episode for the 100th time.  No it’s cool man, I’ll probably just read for Psych.  Yeah, see you later.”

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG THIRSTII THURSDAI!! Just kidding.

My Thirsty Thursdays are more like, “Fuck man. I have four fucking exams next week. Fuck.  Yeah, fucking take-out is subs, I AM SO TIRED OF SUBS. Do they even try to toast them? Of course not. Fuck, The Office is a re-run.  What? Go out tonight? Where’s the party? You don’t know?  Man, I don’t have time for that kind of shit, walk around and maybe we’ll find one? Fuck that, no don’t worry about it, I’ll just stay here eat this shitty sub and watch this Office episode for the 100th time.  No it’s cool man, I’ll probably just read for Psych.  Yeah, see you later.”