Ok so here’s the dealios bro and hoes.  We’re going to be doing a party review of the parties we attend.  It’ll have like a little write up and then a grade at the bottom in all the “important categories” this is all both very serious and very tongue-in-cheek so relax and take it seriously/not seriously.  So yeah, first batter up: ZBT Frat House (lol)

Party started out pretty much like any gay-ass frat party starts, a ridiculous ratio made to get girls to just ditch the boys they are with and go in all  alone by themselves and shit, ready for the raping.  So yeah, it just so happens that we were rollin with some real true, soldierious bitches last night, so they did a great part in the war on faggotry, they kept going in and coming back out to get the rest of us.  Best part is, frat boys didn’t even notice the difference in ratio in the basement so no harm no foul right? So yeah, that was gay and then we get into the basement and that’s packed so it’s shaping up to be a pretty terrible night.  Not to mention I’m pretty sure ZBT was letting in some dudes that dressed up as girls and forgot to ditch the ‘tume when they actually got in, or they’re down with cross-dressers, I don’t know. Jk but srsly. So I’m pretty negative right now about this whole party sitch, but it starts clearing up, I oddly enough see some of my bros at the party, chat it up, line for drinks died down, and the drinks kept comin all night.   Other then a leaky pipe that may or may not have leaked into my drink it was a pretty solid time.

So here goes the scores for the categories:

Host: 6/10 - ZBT boys (see also: Zed Heads, ZoBros, Ziggy BardusTs) weren’t too bad other then at the door and the one Ziggy Bardust who said he was “totally going to go up there, I’m a fucking LAWYER!” when there was a cop scare and everyone was shushed. Bro had a scraggly ass-hair beard who deff listened to too much Powerman 5000 in high school than is healthy for any human’s development.

Drinks: 7/10 - Standard variation, decent quality, constant flow.

Music: 6/10 - Eh. Lol. Pretty sure they played Turn Me On by Kevin Lyttle though, that’s soooooo 2004. (really, just click that link to see his LOLable myspace layout)

Crowd: 7/10 - Beginning was too crowded but the crowd thinned out a bit later on.  Lots of goober d00ds and hairy girls.

Vibe: 8/10 - I didn’t feel like any ZoBros were being overly dickish other then at the door which is what it is.

Location: 8/10 - Right there on College Ave. Easy to get to.

Drama: None to speak of, no one argued, no fights, good job boys and girls

Overall: 60%.  You could have fun at this party even if you sucked and didn’t even try!

See you next time alcoholics!