April 2009
7 posts
March 2009
34 posts
fuck rutgers university
no-big-deal:
yeah so anyway, i got fucked by the long dick of colonel henry rutgers today. dorm cut off numbers came back and it was 3,095 or some shit. out of fucking 10,800. now i had 10,108 so i knew i wasn’t getting jackshit but the fact that the cutoff for the fucking bottom-of-the-barrel housing was 2000 numbers less than HALF the total numbers they gave out fucking disgusts me. they...
Aw hey guys
man, if i had a dollar for every math homework i’ve bullshitted over the years i’d be crazy rich. just saying. wonder what i’m doing on this thirsty thursday night…
Sometimes, College sucks.
spring break is over. work has come back full force, and the bordem train has ran it’s track back into RU. sigh.
Yeah, that's right
she posted the grades later in the day yesterday. What did I get? A 92. That’s right. I’m like that bangin’ Dashboard song ‘Vindicated’ right now.
Professors get your shit together
Listen Ms. Taylor, I know you’re new to the whole being a professor thing, and I understand that Abnormal Psych now sucks because of it. I also pick up all your hints that you’re anti-religion and probably a lesbian. I get you, I really do. But for real here, I took your exam almost a week ago and I’m pretty sure I killed it. I want to be validated on that. It was a Scantron...
"Jackon Kids" House Party Review (2/28/09)
Ok so heres the deal with this one. Im gunna try my best to be interesting since i cant remember to much due to the fact that i stayed around a clique of friends for this one, but here we go.
Before getting to the place, i’m 100% positive I looked like i had Downs. The place itself is kinda walk from College Ave itself, but nothing too important when you cant feel the cold ;).Because it...
RU Screw. A lesson.
as an update in my life, im still royally fucked in the ass from Rutgers. They found it completely funny to take such a low number and screw us in the lottery. 1100 folks. we had 1100. the CUT OFF last year was 1600 . like damn. who the fuck’s idea was it to make it 874 for this year?
if you dont understand what im talking about because you go to some awesome/better school thats NOT...
no-big-deal:
Flight of the Conchords - Most...
Getting to know your R.A.
What better way to start off your new school year then to have a very awkward facebook encounter with your overfriendly RA and having to de-friend them days into the new school year? Without further ado, I present to thee, the weirdest and most passive-aggresive facebook message I have ever recieved!
Principles of Responsible Cannabis Usage →
no-big-deal:
“NORML’s mission is to move public opinion sufficiently to achieve the repeal of marijuana prohibition so that the responsible use of cannabis by adults is no longer subject to penalty.” -NORML Mission Statement
Those stinkin’ hippies!
Oh hey there
no-big-deal:
Want to chat, hit me up on aim
JoeszAwesome
Also, does anyone want to order chinese with me? Maybe split some lo mein, lemme know
see now if only joe knew how to txt message me, he could of gotten some chinese. cause ya know, it’s some of my favorite food and all. he could of threw me an IM too. i mean, im just sayin’
THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS MANG
February 2009
34 posts
“Shawtay”
– T Pain
Zay Bay Tea Party Review
Ok so here’s the dealios bro and hoes. We’re going to be doing a party review of the parties we attend. It’ll have like a little write up and then a grade at the bottom in all the “important categories” this is all both very serious and very tongue-in-cheek so relax and take it seriously/not seriously. So yeah, first batter up: ZBT Frat House (lol)
Party started...
