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Thanks for being awesome coolege visitors

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fuckyeahpokememe: RECOGNIZE

fuckyeahpokememe:

RECOGNIZE

If you ever get the chance, (or if Adult Swim decides to have another April Fools joke that is oh-so-good), you need to witness this movie. It is. By far. The worst movie i have ever seen in my entire live. Watching this movie made me realise how much I enjoy life. It put me in a better mood, knowing that this exists. Tommy Wiseau decided that using $6 Million dollars to create this utter shit, was a great idea. Good for him, I mean, there are starving kids in Africa, and people are making epic movies like this. Oh it’s fucking great. The continuity issues and the bad angels, the horrible dialogue and quite possible the more worthless attempt at acting I have ever seen. Yea totally worth a watch. Honestly changed my perspective on shit. Just read the first 2 paragraphs of this Aamazon review. It gave me a good 3min chuckle: “I have now seen Mr. Tommy Wiseau’s cinematic tour-de-force, `The Room’ three times. With each viewing, `The Room’ becomes more complexly entangled in and inseparable from my own life. I no longer know where The Room ends and I begin. It is, without question, the worst film ever made. Including movies made on beta max video cameras in special education high school classes. But this comment is in no way meant to be discouraging. Because while The Room is the worst movie ever made it is also the greatest way to spend a blisteringly fast 100 minutes in the dark. Simply put, `The Room’ will change your life.” Epic.

If you ever get the chance, (or if Adult Swim decides to have another April Fools joke that is oh-so-good), you need to witness this movie.

It is. By far. The worst movie i have ever seen in my entire live. Watching this movie made me realise how much I enjoy life. It put me in a better mood, knowing that this exists. Tommy Wiseau decided that using $6 Million dollars to create this utter shit, was a great idea. Good for him, I mean, there are starving kids in Africa, and people are making epic movies like this. Oh it’s fucking great. The continuity issues and the bad angels, the horrible dialogue and quite possible the more worthless attempt at acting I have ever seen. Yea totally worth a watch. Honestly changed my perspective on shit.

Just read the first 2 paragraphs of this Aamazon review. It gave me a good 3min chuckle:

“I have now seen Mr. Tommy Wiseau’s cinematic tour-de-force, `The Room’ three times. With each viewing, `The Room’ becomes more complexly entangled in and inseparable from my own life. I no longer know where The Room ends and I begin.

It is, without question, the worst film ever made. Including movies made on beta max video cameras in special education high school classes. But this comment is in no way meant to be discouraging. Because while The Room is the worst movie ever made it is also the greatest way to spend a blisteringly fast 100 minutes in the dark. Simply put, `The Room’ will change your life.”


Epic.


SLAPPIN DE BASS YOU FUCKING IDIOT sorry guys, catharsis. you know how it is.

SLAPPIN DE BASS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

sorry guys, catharsis. you know how it is.

this girl has no arms, and she could totally destroy you. i mean like really. how awesome is that? shes holding fucking nunchakus (thats a spelling i had to look up). nunchakus. think about it, she if can do martial fucking arts with her toes, imagine how well she can cook.

this girl has no arms, and she could totally destroy you. i mean like really. how awesome is that? shes holding fucking nunchakus (thats a spelling i had to look up). nunchakus. think about it, she if can do martial fucking arts with her toes, imagine how well she can cook.

now these are the types of things that brighten my day. i mean who hasent thought about this before?

now these are the types of things that brighten my day. i mean who hasent thought about this before?

fuck rutgers university

no-big-deal:

yeah so anyway, i got fucked by the long dick of colonel henry rutgers today.  dorm cut off numbers came back and it was 3,095 or some shit.  out of fucking 10,800.  now i had 10,108 so i knew i wasn’t getting jackshit but the fact that the cutoff for the fucking bottom-of-the-barrel housing was 2000 numbers less than HALF the total numbers they gave out fucking disgusts me.  they said they were working with local hotels and some may qualify for that. golly gee fucking whitakers.  the fucking kicker about all of this is that rutgers knew they had a fucking problem this past year.  we had mopes living in the hotels and getting bussed over here for their classes this year.  so what does fucking rutgers do? they accept EVEN MORE kids and don’t build anymore housing.  what the fuck.  oh the freshmen will have housing because they have options, if rutgers tries to screw them now, they’ll just go to fucking tcnj or rowan or what the fuck ever other schools accepted them.  naaa, wait a year, and then fuck them, give your students who have been here for a year or two the shitend of the stick. i’m going to look at apartments later on. fuck this makes me so mad.  fuck you rutgers, i haven’t even really considered transferring until now.  i want to fucking vandalize some shit of yours.  anyone have any tips on how to make spray paint stencils? i’m fucking tagging your weak ass shit rutgers. suck my dick.

anybody have any ideas on how to fuck rutgers back, maybe drawing off self experience, let me know

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